Few more jokes ;)

1 Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat?

-The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed.

-The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator!

Parent: How did you write your exam?

Son: they have given the questions which I don't know. So I wrote answers which they don't know..!!

Decent girls open a few buttons in a hot atmosphere...

But smart girls open a few buttons to make the atmosphere hot!

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month.

A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark ...glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.

The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog. After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."

"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”

SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”

MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”

SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”

MOM: “Oh! that’s not a r...eason. Come on, you have to go to school.”

SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?”

MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.”